I was playing Monopoly the other day and, as is typical in Monopoly and is the dang point of the game, my friend bought one of the dark oranges when I had the other two. He did it on purpose because he knew I wanted it but I of course took it as a sign that he did that to spite me. I spent a large portion of the rest of the game making offers for that property, which were continuously turned down, and trying to screw him over. I ended up being the first one to go bankrupt because I had closed my focus from everything else going on in the damn game.
Take what you will from TMI but people, especially us male-types, can be pretty R-tarded about what we get angry about. And being self-conscious about wieners plays 86% of that, FACT. Now Monopoly doesn't compare to the extermination of the Jews, or the KKK, or Mao Zedong; but it comes pretty damn close...maybe.
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T.M.I
So I'm pretty sure Newton's 7th Law of Physics states that every man is obsessed with comparing dick sizes. As an Asian man, even with a faithful girlfriend, I am constantly paranoid that every woman in the world looks at me and thinks that because of my brown skin my wang must be a small thang. This episode brought up a semi-frequent recurring topic in South Park that guys, especially Cartman, are obsessed with penis sizes. The kids at school mistake a poster that posts height-differences for a poster highlighting penis sizes. Cartman then goes on to independently measure everyone's penis sizes for verification purposes. This part of the show had probably everybody's favorite recurring South Park meam: when Butters pees he takes off his whole pants and lifts up his shirt.
Just thinking about that makes me smile. Aaah. I have a story about that but that's for another time. Please feel free to ask me about that story over a beer. Anyhoo, I guess there's not much more to this episode. The only thing I really wanted to point out is the loser Miami Heat fan. I'm really excited, as everyone should be, to go to Miami but I'm afraid that every guy there will be exactly like that loser Miami Heat fan and every girl is going to be like Snooki.
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Well for all of you who are worried about dick sizes you can rest assured that it's all in your head; see the link of interest. Is that good enough for any of us? HELL NO
link of interest: Ask Men About Schnitzel Sizes
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